A big thanks to those who attended the tv pilot on Monday night. It was a late night but it was a very successful and very funny evening. I will naturally keep you informed on the out come but these things are like rolling the dice and it is clearly a funny and entertaining show but those in charge of the networks have no idea so we can only hope and pray that someone sees some merit in the show!’ - Tahir
“2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.”
I’m very excited to present my new one man show as part of the Cracker comedy festival in Sydney. I’m really looking forward to the night.
It is general admission and I hope to see you all there.Tickets can be arranged only by using the email link below. Be sure to include your name, contact details and the exact number of tickets you want. Tickets will be reserved for you to pay at the door on the night. C’mon you sickos thats a cheap deal!”Click here to reserve tickets - EMAIL
I’ve posted my latest show dates for April and may 2008. Click here for details.
“Hello to everyone and hope everyone is well. Firstly, thanks to all the new members who have joined the mailing list. My tv pilot is finally being filmed on Monday 28 April. All those on my mailing lists are welcome to attend (no cost) by simply emailing my website with the exact numbers. Use the email link below. Being a tv pilot we want loud and very enthusiatic audience members and it should be a great night. Of course once this show goes on to be the best tv show ever you can say you were there at the birth!” - Tahir
Click here to reserve tickets - EMAIL
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